Funny true dating stories

17-Dec-2016 03:56

He ran out of the restaurant, visibly shaken, and got in his car. Wheels Off I dated a guy once who drove a “vintage” car.

On the way home from the date, we took the freeway and it was pouring rain. Then, in the middle of the freeway, a wheel FELL OFF the car!

My boyfriend couldn’t make it home from college, so I went with a guy who asked.

Prom Date proceeds to sprout one hand after another on the dance floor.

Dancing Queen/Face Time Scream – Picture this: a husband and wife (with 2 kids ) out on the town for a night of freedom.

We’re boozin’ it up hard, dancing like we own the night. The over-emotional mother (me) answers to the cries of a boy who wants his parents to pick him up from his grandmother’s house and take him home.

Christine felt that her friend, What’shisname, was “the greatest guy but just kind of pudgy.” I should have trusted my instincts when she described him as “but pudgy.” It wasn’t the pudgy that set my alarm off, it was the “but”.

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We were meeting mutual friends after dinner at a club.

I met a man through a mutual friend and we decided to have dinner together.

During dinner, the only thing he talked about was how close he was to his mom.

Jump the Gun In college, I was set up on a blind date. After a group dinner, we were headed to a party and he started being a punk to a car next to us.

The driver in that car then SHOT the back window in our car. The Date that Coded Before I married Just Plane Dad 22 years ago, I dated a little.

We were meeting mutual friends after dinner at a club.

I met a man through a mutual friend and we decided to have dinner together.

During dinner, the only thing he talked about was how close he was to his mom.

Jump the Gun In college, I was set up on a blind date. After a group dinner, we were headed to a party and he started being a punk to a car next to us.

The driver in that car then SHOT the back window in our car. The Date that Coded Before I married Just Plane Dad 22 years ago, I dated a little.

He looked much different than he did during the day, when I saw him on my delivery route to the RV parts manufacturer where he worked at my summer job.